Scatterbrain

The worse thing is not having any inspiration because some people are fucking ass kissers. You know the problem is, I don’t live by standard rules, I don’t live by any rules as that matters. Still doing things I hate. Like thinking, saying smart things, being political correct. BEING NICE AND NOT RACIST.

Are you shitting me? Being nice? My arse, go fucking hit yourself with a baking pan instead. Being racist? Me ? really? NEIN, you thought wrong.

It’s that thing that makes me ehhm, uhh well you know that thing… That how can I be pucking racist while being Latin/Indo!

You know? Like doing stuff in secret so that other people can’t find out about it but then they’ll find a dirty t-shirt and say ‘mommy and daddy really need to talk to you’ then your answer is ‘I sawr al the scary things you did to daddy last night, you filthy whore!’ It’s like September, the year 1991. Like bad weather and sand that crawls up in your underpants.

I don’t know… I’m not popular, I never win prices and nobody notices me because I’m a total weird loser. But still It’s like surf and turfing a Milf. You don’t dare to look at, but you still have a little peek. I love Milfs, well not your mum because she already had a whole army down her maggot’s nest. I love Star Wars and Greek Mythology.

Wh... WHY ARE YOU WAVING YOUR HANDS ME?! Oh I've supposed to go to the commercials.

Most of you people don’t know it but I’m great in the sack. Anyway, I still can’t think of something, maybe I need a drink. Did you know I love to drink? Like I’m no alcoholic but I just love it, sweet loving with a bottle full of vodka or beer.

I love sex, I hate seeing other people surfing. I’m lazy, I love hanging out or just walk around. I love when people don’t wear normal clothes or don’t live by normal standards. I love breaking rules.

I think I left the stove on…

No, originality is the greatest thing there is and it looks a bit like the word orgies.
I don’t know what’s going on, people expect some funny blogs with some of the greatest one-liners. Well no, ya’ll know if I think too much about it, it won’t work. Did you know I hate old ‘friends’ or people from the past. It really isn’t that interesting, yes you LWMJS. Especially that worthless piece of *We’ve bleeped this out so you still think Jair is very nice and sweet boy*

Alright I guess, well I can’t be serious or act like an adult. Look adult have problems, the have menopause or have problems with their prostate and they get married…

Yea what do you think of me being a parent? No… that wont work, you know I like being single, but I hate being single too. You know the problem is that I really don’t understand why some people don’t like some GOOD music. Don’t let me start about my taste, I might be a loser but this loser beats you all down when it comes to music taste, No? Well… I think I was being a bit too positive again.

I hate using medicine, I don’t like the taste of it but I love those ‘medicine’ who have funny colors. I like having fun, I like people who don’t always were too much clothes.

But still, I really don’t have a fucking idea why I’m doing this, which low life can I please with my shit? It’s like; ‘here is my shit, you can do anything with it, you can shake it, you can throw it, or can just observe it and hope you find something interesting’. No that’s wrong, people who constantly criticize… go puck your mum.

I can’t , I really can’t come up with a blog for this weekend again. I think I’ve might peeked (all over your mum) When I made the guy and girl pleasure blogs. Some of you really are shit, reading that kind of blogs and thinking ‘ohh now I know how that goes down’.

I think too much I guess, I can’t come up with decent things you know? Like the only thing I can think about is surfing someone, and not always in a positive way. Like it’s nature. If you see a woman breast-feeding a little bald man you don’t go there , smack the little bald man and say ‘HEY YOU FUCKING NASTY PERVERT STOP LICKING THAT WOMANS BOOB, YOU LICK HER PUSSY TOO DON’T YA?’

God, it’s annoying. I know I can’t think straight all the time… get the joke? No? Ah go suck your mum's balls.